Ah, ranch life—where the cows are content, the Mesquite are thriving, and the mailbox looks like it lost a duel with a Wild West outlaw. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when you mix Texas grit, a dash of boredom, and a rusty old postbox, feast your eyes on this gem from the Ranch. Today, we’re tipping our hats to the unsung hero of the ranch: our shot-up mailbox.
Picture this: a weathered metal box, dangling from a fence post like it’s had one too many sips of our Tempranillo. It’s pockmarked with bullet holes—yes, actual bullet holes—courtesy of some overenthusiastic “target practice” sessions (we blame the squirrels for starting it). Overgrown with scraggly branches and budding leaves, it’s like Mother Nature decided to give it a makeover, whispering, “Honey, you need some camouflage if you’re gonna survive out here.” And survive it has! Rain, shine, or stray shots from a .22, this mailbox stands (or leans) as a testament to ranch resilience. It’s got more character than a cowboy’s worn boots and probably holds more secrets than our beehives.
Now, before you think we’re running a Wild West reenactment, let me assure you: no mailmen were harmed in the making of this legend. In fact, this battered beauty is our gateway to the world—delivering orders for our grass-fed Angus beef (tender enough to make you forget about the holes), bundles of Post Oak wood for that mild, balanced smoke on your next brisket, or jars of wildflower-infused honey with those nutty Mesquite notes. But fair warning: if you’re sending fan mail, aim carefully. We’ve lost a few envelopes to “mysterious perforations.”
Why the holes, you ask? Well, ranch folklore says it started when a wayward coyote mistook it for a rival. Or maybe it was Uncle Joe’s way of “checking the mail” after a long day herding cattle. Either way, it’s become a ranch icon, reminding us that life at Tounget isn’t always polished—sometimes it’s rusty, rugged, and riddled with surprises. Just like our Pecan wood adds that sweet, nutty warmth to your grill, this mailbox adds a touch of humor to our daily rounds.
If this tickles your funny bone, swing by tounget.com to snag some of our ranch-fresh goodies. Who knows? Order enough, and we’ll throw in a “bulletproof” sticker for your own mailbox. What’s the quirkiest thing on your property? Drop a comment below—we’d love to hear your tales!